Jaysus, did they never see The Commitments?

Today’s Irish Examiner website made me chuckle today.

In case they’ve fixed the error, the headline as of 15:00 today is “More than 17,000 new heroine injectors in scheme”.

The question is, what are they injecting? The full “Lara Croft” (or other famous female heroine), liquidised Lara or just “essence” of Lara?